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Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

Needless to say, she was not impressed.

Falling post-it

I came home to a package I didn't order - I opened it up to find this and have no idea who to thank.

Take refuge in my moustache

Being the oldest person at a family gathering

Wait for it... [NSFW]

New puppy news.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

Ball is life

My niece got a candle making kit. Here is her first “candle.”

Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.

It sort of Bugs me.

A lesson in building suspense from Charlie Chaplin

At age 12 my girlfriend had to write a letter to herself for school and keep it sealed 20 years. She turned 32 today. She fooled her teacher then... and herself now.

Must attack

Yay, our new family member

Love her very much

Isn’t this how Hitler started?

Someone always has to one up...

Friend works at Mr.Lube and sent me this

Sheneman cartoon in the Star Ledger today (NJ)

And this was before Christ

This ad for the New Dodge Demon is simply the letter from the NHRA (National Hot Rod Association) telling them it’s too fast to be allowed.

Eating Contest

Brazilian Dog

Beer?

Daisy Ridley and her sister!

The UPS guy got moves...

My cats in the freezer.

At odds.

Laraine Day & Virginia Field, 1952

When you accidentally hit your own nuts

Brilliant.

Every time my girlfriend and I go on vacation we buy one of these signs to put on my roommates door. He’s a 25 year old guy.

Holy crap! What is happening?

Magic of morning

Adaptive LED Backlight System

This is my uncle Kevin. There isn’t anything wrong with him, he’s just a great dancer.

Pizza deliveries on a snow day be like...

My girlfriend received this from her sister on Snapchat.

Now THAT is a manly motorcycle!

Twins dancing at the rockets game

When the grass looks greener

I'm tired of being an adult

I live with three other guys and this is what my girlfriend left on our dryer

Lift off!

Guys will understand

Sir Dave shows us how it's done

Colonel Sanders reveals his power level to two impostors