Funny things

Alpaca vs. Llama

I see what you did there

Average Texan. Starting tomorrow.

MRT Gas-ocalypse Dallas/Fort Worth Meteoplex

What is happening?!

The rare caterpillar

Spidey's always being left out

Dance GIF

This girl at the gas station behind me - Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood???

Malcolm in the Middle

OG Kernel

Footwear...

Local traffic sign getting a little snappy.

Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.

Die plant, die

Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex

Hidden skill set

Have you ever realized how the trapezius of a bodybuilder looks like a skinny person coming out of a muscular body?

The hero Texas deserves.

Nice save.

Drawing portraits with both hands

Devils vs. Balrogs

Really Grinds My Gears

sick Renaissance

Is it wierd to get turned on by that?!

Smiley on a stick

MRW game recommends to "lower the difficulty" because I keep failing.

Trying to escape responsibilities

Thanks to all who helped without having to be shamed into it.

A direct hit

Think we've been doing it wrong our whole life

Funny Back to School Pic

Centaurs: Problematic

Brian fucked up bad this time

I can't look at Joel Osteen without seeing...

I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $400, Alex

My doggo isn't totally convinced with the makeshift lap I made for him to sit on while I'm gone.

His son wanted a switch for his birthday

Too soon?

No, no im sorry they are all mine!

O.J. like, "I'm not black, I'm O.J."

This guy I saw in Denver

Just take a step into my mind

This tattoo just paid for itself

Meanwhile in Houston

fml

All 5 of my sister's professors look the same this semester. She calls it "The Jaime Lee Curtis Effect"

Undercover corgi

Just your standard commute in Johannesburg..

Don't text and drive.