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Closing the roof, Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta

I guess things are getting competitive at work

Making french fries at home

Signs

Holy Shit.

"I'll get your bags for y--uh never mind"

Baby Announcement.

Not sure if I should be concerned or Texas.

When two wrongs make a right

How vegans smoke.

The Pussy Deflector Mk. I

When two wrongs make a right

I'll be gone In a day or two

This book at a bagel place in Portland, OR.

Darth Vader taking care of the local police force

Happy Birthday!

512gb SanDisk SD card (1956)

A woody is a woody

Bunker buster

Smoke Dude (deal with it)

The 'Funny Pages' can be alright sometimes.

A postcard from my brother.

Roller Skates Glowing (One of them is in the friend zone....not sure which one)

You had one job, Dr. Pepper marketing team

I always keep one of these bad boys in my wallet... just in case ;)

Auditions for a new Wonder Woman are clearly not going as hoped.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

Got married on Friday and my 11 year old niece left me GREAT advice!

How grapes are made.

I hear Reddit hates online courses

This happened unexpectedly to my dad's friend in Idaho circa 1980 while he was leaning into his car to get something

The Abstract-O-Meter

Damn flamingos

When your friend asks how your summer is going but all you can think about is the last meme they sent you.

Black guy eating bell pepper

Found this on a pub wall in Bristol.

The loudest noise of your childhood!

Survived the kids' slumber party.

I got in before the panda ban!

The subtle sexism on this door.

MiniMooch Visits The White House

Your mom is drying her underwear again

The Maui

"Am I doing this right?"

Fuck

Understanding men

Dog humor is brutal

Sometimes when I cut up watermelons I like to cut them into giant rubies and run through the house like I’m Indiana Jones.

What if.....

Musical chairs!